The story behind the
pants......
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Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Amanda. She was the prettiest lady in the whole wide world. She had married her sweetheart, a rugged good looking chap who gave her everything she could ever want. One day Amanda's handsome husband took her away for a wonderful holiday with all her friends. They had such a merry time, swimming, playing tennis and drinking wine. Unfortunately, Amanda had to leave the holiday early. And she left behind a pair of her pants. Now normally Amanda's pants smell of roses and are hung on the washing line by small chirppy birds. Amanda's Pants sparkle with sunshine freshness. So it was such a shock for all of Amanda's friends to find the pants she had left behind were wiffy and full of skiddy marks! They were such a horrible pair of pants that all Amanda's friends thought that she would surely want them back. Now Amanda's friends had know her for a very long time, and knew she was worth a few quid, and decided to put the skiddy pants up for ransom. A ransom note was made using letters cut out from the newspaper, and sent along with the label snipped from inside the pants. (Just to show that her friends were serious!) Even thought Amanda's friend's had only asked for a cool one million pounds, to their astonishment, they heard nothing. So to teach the stuck up selfish bitch a lesson her friend's have been traveling the world showing her shit ridden pants to anyone who will look. |